About Jason
I am extraordinarily mediocre, 27 years old, and right-handed. My house has three exterior doors, two cats, and one child. I married a smokin’ hot redhead…on purpose. I am also the Jedi Padawan to the Master of Frye-losophy. I believe there’s a special place in hell for people who use a cell phone in the theater. I hold the Guinness World Record for being the most musically inept classically trained musician on the planet. Okay, not really, but if there were one, I would hold it.


